Why?

Why?!?!?!

Why is it that underage kids have to pay adult prices at the movies but cannot get into "R" rated movies? Ironically, anybody can virtually (eat puns!) get onto any website, and those with restrictions only require you to click a box that claims you are 18 or older.

Why did the NBA change the playoff format so that round one is best-of-7 series?

Why did Chris Webber call that timeout during the 1993 NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Championship?

Why did Carlos Beltran stare at strike three in the 2006 NLCS? (The NLCS is the national league championship series for Major League Baseball.)

Why does anybody let their young children sit on the lap of a stranger? I do not care that you paid $12.99, waited on line for an hour and waited another hour to find mall parking. Despite the red suit, there is nothing avuncular about it!

Why did Wesley Snipes stop doing mostly comedy?