Rules...

For every man- Every man, regardless of anything, should know how to tie a tie. A nice tie, nicely tied is like a piece of your manhood. Once you have that skill down then you can let it hang low, low, low, low.


For every woman- Do your thing, girl, because we (men) like the way you (you) do it.

Today as I Saw It

On the news today (ABC news for the sake of details) stated that the most popular baby name for boys, once again, is Jacob. For its honor I have prepared poem off the top my head. Since it is off the top of my head it can only be titled one thing....

Hair

J-ust for another year,

A-ny other would'nt do,

C-arrying the torch so well,

O-vations for your reign,

B-aby, Jacob is your name!