Wizards

Halloween is around the corner. I have seen spooky things everywhere. In a few days I will be going door to door to collect candy in exchange for my protection. Call it extortion, call it a trick. In the end I will get a treat. Chocolate, gummies, fruit flavored sugar treats, treats on sticks, pennies (hey, old man. you sure do suck.)

You can do spells and have a Halloween adventure.
I will see a pirate.

Pirates

One eye patches

Plank

walk it

Boom

My karate,
is not your karate.
When you scream,
that is when I kick.
My belt is black,
like your eye.
There is
mild bruising
on your thigh.
Is my karate
too much for you?

Law

If there is a car in front of you while you are driving, 80% of the time you will be going under the speed limit. You do not have to speed but drive at least the speed limit. It is beyond annoying when you are going 34 mph in a 40.

Sorry

I was on holiday.
Maybe vacation.
Actually, I was in jail.
Okay.
My parents took away my blogging privileges.
That is not right.
Maybe I was lazy.
I forgot how much I love blogging.
Something was missing in my life for weeks.
Four weeks.
It was blogging.

I want to live in a blog cabin.
I saw three little speckled blogs sitting atop a speckled blog.
I ate twenty treats and sweets last night, I am going for a blog.
Can I wear these pants with these blogs?
On the count of three, favorite carnival game. One...two...threee... Blog blog!
When the holiday season is in town I like to drink egg blog.