Beloved

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered together
on the Internet
because face to face communication
scares humans.

Most dating should be done in chat rooms with parental supervision...regardless of your age.

Do not bring that dirt into my chat room, my chat room is where cyber playas go to find love but only if the waves are tame at the playa.

Leave your speedos and butt stringers at home, trust me, my mental picture of your butt is probably more flattering than the real thing.

Always and forever,
the little man behind the screen.

Please do not feed the animals they have been naughty and need to be punished.