You can do spells and have a Halloween adventure.
I will see a pirate.
Pirates
One eye patches
Plank
walk it
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Wizards
Halloween is around the corner. I have seen spooky things everywhere. In a few days I will be going door to door to collect candy in exchange for my protection. Call it extortion, call it a trick. In the end I will get a treat. Chocolate, gummies, fruit flavored sugar treats, treats on sticks, pennies (hey, old man. you sure do suck.)
You can do spells and have a Halloween adventure.
I will see a pirate.
You can do spells and have a Halloween adventure.
I will see a pirate.
Boom
My karate,
is not your karate.
When you scream,
that is when I kick.
My belt is black,
like your eye.
There is
mild bruising
on your thigh.
Is my karate
too much for you?
is not your karate.
When you scream,
that is when I kick.
My belt is black,
like your eye.
There is
mild bruising
on your thigh.
Is my karate
too much for you?
Law
If there is a car in front of you while you are driving, 80% of the time you will be going under the speed limit. You do not have to speed but drive at least the speed limit. It is beyond annoying when you are going 34 mph in a 40.
Sorry
I was on holiday.
Maybe vacation.
Actually, I was in jail.
Okay.
My parents took away my blogging privileges.
That is not right.
Maybe I was lazy.
I forgot how much I love blogging.
Something was missing in my life for weeks.
Four weeks.
It was blogging.
I want to live in a blog cabin.
I saw three little speckled blogs sitting atop a speckled blog.
I ate twenty treats and sweets last night, I am going for a blog.
Can I wear these pants with these blogs?
On the count of three, favorite carnival game. One...two...threee... Blog blog!
When the holiday season is in town I like to drink egg blog.
Maybe vacation.
Actually, I was in jail.
Okay.
My parents took away my blogging privileges.
That is not right.
Maybe I was lazy.
I forgot how much I love blogging.
Something was missing in my life for weeks.
Four weeks.
It was blogging.
I want to live in a blog cabin.
I saw three little speckled blogs sitting atop a speckled blog.
I ate twenty treats and sweets last night, I am going for a blog.
Can I wear these pants with these blogs?
On the count of three, favorite carnival game. One...two...threee... Blog blog!
When the holiday season is in town I like to drink egg blog.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Right
The summer went by fast, it always does.
Tans are like the smell of farts, they eventually go away.
Football season in the house.
I like playoff baseball, even if the Germans do not qualify.
Look in the mirror and say "poopy, poopy, pee" without laughing.
Tans are like the smell of farts, they eventually go away.
Football season in the house.
I like playoff baseball, even if the Germans do not qualify.
Look in the mirror and say "poopy, poopy, pee" without laughing.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Orange
Tomorrow I plan on running farther.
Hopefully tonight's business meeting will help further my career.
I am going to dance then have a smoothie.
Smoothies are better than dancing.
Recent power outages have affected my evenings.
Recent power outages have an effect on my evenings.
Hopefully tonight's business meeting will help further my career.
I am going to dance then have a smoothie.
Smoothies are better than dancing.
Recent power outages have affected my evenings.
Recent power outages have an effect on my evenings.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
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