Right

The summer went by fast, it always does.

Tans are like the smell of farts, they eventually go away.

Football season in the house.

I like playoff baseball, even if the Germans do not qualify.

Look in the mirror and say "poopy, poopy, pee" without laughing.

Orange

Tomorrow I plan on running farther.
Hopefully tonight's business meeting will help further my career.

I am going to dance then have a smoothie.
Smoothies are better than dancing.

Recent power outages have affected my evenings.
Recent power outages have an effect on my evenings.

Letters to Santa

Dear Santa,
I asked for a dog and you gave me nothing.

Love,
Michael Vick

This Year at Camp

Dear friends,
I am recovering nicely after the incident involving a wild hare and a jar of peanut butter. My wounds have healed but my ego is in unstable condition. Times were very tough until I received your package. Ever since I started reading Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy and, Commitment by Steve Harvey. Each day I act more like a lady and think like a man and each time it land's me the camp director's office. He locks the door and tells me he is showing me the "full camp experience".

Sincerely,
Bill

I Love Camp

Dear Beatrice,
I finally was able to shower with the other children.

Love always,
Gus

Camp Time

Dear mom,
They have been serving green poopy soup and I miss your cooking although you cannot cook well.

Love,
Minnie

Camp Camp!

Hey guys,
Not that it's a surprise but I won the biggest head competition for the fourth straight year. Camp is amazing!

Love,
Barry Bonds

Summer Camping

Dear Charlie,
You were right, all those squats got me ready for co-ed basketball. Made a couple of friendship bracelets for you. When you get this I'll be on my way home. Camp was great but let's "live it up" (that's a phrase i learned from a kid from new york city!!!) when i get back. Summer is almost over but camp was "the bomb" (i gotta teach you the "slang" i learned at camp). I did magic at a campfire. TTYL

See you soon,
Merlin

Summer Camper

Dear cousin Larry,
Just saw a mambo (snake)! I am currently scared. Send supplies soon. 325 friendship road, hineyberg, pa. bunk 7! bunk 7! i hear footsteps. gotta go
Always,
Wanda

Summer Camp

Dear Mom and Dad,

I have been at camp for nearly three weeks now. Just got out of arts and crafts....AWESOME. I made you a mug out of clay and a silly face using popsicle sticks. My tummy hurts! I had to eat 19 ice pops to make my crafts. I hope you like it. I must say it is better than your parenting skills! Though I miss you guys, I do not miss the swinger parties you've been having after I go to sleep.

Sincere with love,
Mikey Mc'Muffin