Sink

the jumper.
and dishes.
water.

Thoughts

When playing a pickup game of basketball, do not be that guy with his shirt off. Nobody wants to touch your gross, sweaty naked skin.

Nobody is impressed with the number of beers you drank last night. Little boys count, gentleman enjoy.


Ladies with revealing shirts and little shorts: do not pretend to offended when you get stared at, be lucid with your intentions and realize you want the attention.

I am not a fan of MLB player Alex Rodriguez. I do not know what it is but I dislike him. Although, I more or less hate him, let it be known he is easily the greatest shortstop to play the game. I guess this is a note to fans- just because you hate a guy or do not like a team you still need to recognize great players and teams.

Cars

If you notice that you are braking through a green light, ask yourself why you are doing that.

When making a turn there is no reason to belly out the oppisite way before turning. You will hit a car if there is one next to you.

If you come flying to a stop sign and slam on your brakes, do not be surprised if you get beeped at.

Ramble

I have all these thoughts
like bubbles
popped in the air
away from any sky

Candy

Do not eat too much candy.

Random Thoughts

I got this scruffy beard and I am starting to look like a bum. My car got fixed and that makes me smile. Babies are being born around the world and I find that beautiful. Where I work there is a big population of stray cats. The lady across the street feeds them, I wish she would stop because now they are multiplying much like the chills John Travolta's character is Grease experienced.

Little ladies become women.

My hair is wild.

Hair

flowing in the world

Wind

sinking in the water

Fish

swimming

Swimmers

singing

Nice

voices

Loud

voices

Difficult

problems

Kittens

perfect

Purr

pep

I...

I think cake is awesome.

Do you want more watermelon, Sally? (She never does.)

Hamburger Cakes

I think tigers are fierce.

Birds flying into windows...thank goodness nobody got hurt.

The elderly at the grocery store...they are merciless.

Super Mario

The guy from the video game. He is the best athlete of all time. His endurance is undeniable, he never takes a rest. He can jump high, run fast and stop immediately even if he is running full speed. He can carry animals, shells, blocks and other crazy stuff. He is cerebral an athlete you will ever see. Mario can swim fast and swim long. He has tamed dinosaurs and is a skilled plumber.

Remember...

When solving problems...go outside the box...that way nobody gets pregnant.

But Everybody is Doing it!!!

It being talking about Lebron James. Before I dish (the rock) (to) about James, let us get to know him a little better.

Lebron James stands at 6 feet 8 inches, which is very, very tall. For his career he has averaged 27.8 points per game, 7 rebounds and 7 assists per game. Very nice stats. Though I am not the biggest Lebron fan (I am more of a Kobe guy) there is no denying his talent and ascension into greatness.

Many have said his legacy is ruined, that he gutless and only cares about himself. Okay? So, what?

Regardless that he is on a national, even worldwide scale, his decision is his decision. He owes Cleveland nothing, he does not owe anybody anything for the most part (unless he lost some bets). Leaving Cleveland was by no means an easy decision. Think of how tough it would be if you were 25 years old and had the whole world watching and analyzing your decision. What is easy about that?

His legacy is ruined? How? He can potentially be the greatest player on the greatest team ever and nobody can take that away from him (if that does happen). Perhaps going to the Miami Heat (along with superstars Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh) will be a flop but that does not matter right now or may not ever matter.

Bottom line...the man is free to decide whatever he wants, if he went to your team with two other amazing players, I am sure you would be thrilled. Is it bad for the NBA? Maybe, maybe not, but who cares? I know I will be watching every Heat game next season.

Analysis, criticism and banter means nothing because until something happens,(either Lebron winning many championships or failing) all that talk is nothing but progress and when something happens is over progress becomes invisible. Let the man play, enjoy the showcase he will provide and wait to see what happens.

Hello

Car troubles have made me call out of work two days since Friday, what a bummer. I have to burn a couple sick days.


If the light is turning yellow and you are going straight and a person on the other side is turning left, the right thing to do is to wait at the light and let the left turner turn. It is polite and can reduce the possibility of an accident.

None of that implies if you have a pregnant woman (or man) or a person that needs medical attention in the car but use caution.

Twin

Twin
Twin Cities
Minnesota
Kirby Puckett
Center fielder
Field
Field of Dreams
Nightmares
Mares
Horses
Hoarse
Sore throat
Sore knee
Sore arm
Sworn in
In a jam
Jelly
Marmalade
Orange
Red
Danger
Danger zone
Zoning laws
Lawman
Cop
Police
Safety
Safety Zone
Construction Zone
Buildings
Architecture
Blueprints
Paw prints
Footprints
Two feet
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